Fortnite porn searches skyrocket during game's outage

With popular battle royale Fortnite becoming inactive during its recent move to Fortnite Chapter 2, certain fans got more than an urge to knock out a Viccy Royale. Instead, fans of the free-to-play shooter decided to knock one out to Fortnite porn. You do you, guys. 

With the game’s downtime occurring for two whole days, fans of the title did the only thing they could do with the game’s absence: they beef jerked it. They held their sausage hostage; they milked the snake; they pulled the handbrake; they played country on the clitar.

In a report by everyone’s favourite adult website, Pornhub, it was discovered that searches for Fortnite adult content went up by 152%. Whether this was just some quick banter with the mates or someone playing Seven Nation Army on the flesh recorder is inconclusive. We all know the answer anyways.

With the entirety of the game being sucked into a black hole, some were upset. Others were aroused. Maybe they were thinking, “Cyoar, I wish I could be sucked into a black hole!” Whatever the case, searches for the term “Black Hole” skyrocketed up by 9640%, Jesus, get a partner.

Utilizing the website’s Google Analytics, the team over at the adult website discovered that traffic from gamers went up when they otherwise would have been playing Fortnite. I know, “What else is there to do?!”

Thankfully, the popular game is finally back and people can start leaving their genitals alone. Well, until another popular game goes down and they get unnaturally turned on.