Make It… NOW!


With the development of Windows Phone 7 applications now going at full swing, there is still one more thing I have yet to see, something I always wanted. This something is my favorite application on my Droid Incredible and I use it just about everyday, and would be very sad if someone does not make it for Windows Phone 7.

This application is a simple Daily Joke app. It has brought me to tears from just reading some of their very hilarious jokes and I even share some on twitter or to Surur via the send button.

Here are a few of the jokes:


A bus full of butt ugly people is driving down the road when it crashes, blows up, and kills everyone inside. The people all go to heaven and meet God at the gates, he says, since you have all been good people you will get one wish each. All the people cheer and line up, the first guys say, "I want to be gorgeous," So God snaps his finger and the man is gorgeous, the second man hears this and decides he wants to be gorgeous too, so he ask for the same thing, and so on and so on everyone wants to be gorgeous, and about halfway through the line a man in the back starts laughing, everyone wonders but know not knows why, so it goes on and on, once they get to the last man, God says, why are you laughing, and the man replies, make em all ugly again!

This was one of my favorites

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said ‘"I have a question for you now." "If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop… one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone… which on is married?"’ "Well," said the teacher nervously," "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said little Johnny. "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."’

It seems the funniest joke features Little Johnny, I don’t know who he is… But I really wish I did.

After the condom broke I took my girlfriend to CVS for the Morning After Pill, I parked in the spot designated for “Expecting Mothers”…I thought it was f**kin hilarious, she started to cry.

This one is just cold. 😀

So as you can see, a small and somewhat easy to make app like this could easily make someone’s day less boring and bring a few laughs into it. If you are a developer, this is a hint. I would pay for a well made joke app with nice smooth transitions, and daily updates.

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